Jon gets heated about incorrect grammar and proposes a solution, 2007/02/11.
I'm going to release a brand, right, called "Baked Bean's in Tomato Sauce".
I'm gonna put "beans" with an apostrophe "s".
In that tin will be one bean in tomato sauce. People will buy those beans and they'll come to Trading Standards going, "hey, there's only one bean in here!" and I'll go, "well, if you read the label you'll find that's all that's implied: Baked Bean *is* in Tomato Sauce. It's more of an existential statement."
As a business, it's not really going to kick off, is it? Let's be honest.
I know, but people will learn a lesson because they'll think, "I'll never buy those beans again and I'll learn correct use of an apostrophe!".
Why do you want them to learn that lesson?
Because that's what apostrophes are for!
Christmas is going to be far from ideal this year..
:( still, going about it as best I can.
ugh I love Misfits, this is the best show ever
look at nathan all smiley and happy.
has curtis gained weight or something?
n’aww simon’s got more confident
so confident he’s not wearing his jumpsuit
You know, the symptoms of falling in love, lightheadedness, giddiness.. are very similar to those of carbon monoxide poisoning. I’m not sure whether I’m in love or the flue’s blocked
So bored of seeing tattooed, thin as a rake, little boys getting swooned over.
Skinny jeans and bobble hats are not attractive. Please stop dressing like girls and dress like men.
Girls, stop encouraging them please.
usually I’m quite happy with my own company, but recently it terrifies me. and today everyone’s out with their other half or just not here and the thought of being on my own tonight is actually making me feel horrendous.
I don’t get what’s going on with my head, I’m responding to everything differently these past few weeks :/